When The Chickens Come Home To Roost

by Karen Wylie

in Inspiration

why did the chicken cross the roadA butcher, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it.

“That will be $9.23,” he told the customer.

“That’s a good price, but it really is a little too small,” said the woman.

“Don’t you have anything larger?”

Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again.

“This one,” he said faintly, ” will be $9.56.”

The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision…

“I know what,” she said, “I’ll take both of them!.”

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